Chief Technology Officer & Photographer | Irvine, CA

Top 10 iPod Touch Sales Headlines

Steph needed some catchy headlines for her post on Craigslist for an old iPod Touch she was getting rid of…so I came up with a few:

1. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS SMALL AND YOU NEED TO DIVERT ATTENTION TO OTHER THINGS

2. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOUR WIFE WON’T TOUCH YOU ANYMORE

3. iPod Touch – NAPOLEON DYNAMITE HAD ONE….YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

4. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE BARNEY STINSON APP AND YOU TOO CAN BECOME AWESOME’R…

5. iPod Touch – YOU CAN TOUCH IT ALL YOU WANT……..CREEPER…

6. iPod Touch – UNLIKE YOUR CRAZY KNEE TOUCHING UNCLE, IT WILL COMFORT YOU AT NIGHT WITHOUT VIOLATING YOU

7. iPod Touch – BECAUSE STEVE SAYS SO!

8. iPod Touch – BECAUSE IT’S A HELL OF A LOT COOLER THAN CARRYING A TRAPPER KEEPER AT 30 YEARS OLD…

9. iPod Touch – THERE’S EVEN A VIBRATOR APP!

10. iPod Touch – BECAUSE SEXY TIME IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH FACETIME…

I think any of those could work for a catch sales headline…don’t you? hahahaha

Yeah – I rank for “Bedazzled Jeans”

Still uncovering the tactics used by Chuck Reynolds back in the day to get me ranked on Google for the keyword “Bedazzled Jeans”. Well – just found this: http://www.pxdaj.com/detail/link-29505.html

Jerks! :-P

I still rank 1st page on Google though…too bad my jeans aren’t bedazzled anymore.

Commuting via the Light Rail

So – as of about 4 weeks ago, I started working in downtown Phoenix, which opened up the possibility that I could actually take the light rail to work since there is a stop right outside my office…I’d just have to commute to the end of the line in Mesa since I live near Western New Mexico (Gilberto).

Today, my BFF Courtney and I decided to take the train in to downtown Phoenix this morning – double bonus points since it is a high pollution day, and we are “encouraged” to use mass transit.

Getting to the park & ride wasn’t bad – I just thought it was a lot further east for some reason – for future reference, it’s the Sycamore & Main station and it’s just east of Dobson off of Main…why I thought it was in between Country Club and Mesa Dr is beyond me – good thing I had a smartphone in my pocket with a mapping application that I didn’t use.

We hopped on, got our pick of seats, and started playing trivial pursuit (a game in which I suck at, but I still beat her!).

All in all, the ride wasn’t bad – by the time you hit a few stops in Tempe, the train is PACKED. No real annoying peeps until after Courtney’s stop in “Southern Downtown” when this dude hopped on that smelled as if he hadn’t showered since 1994, and must have been deaf as he was yelling in to the cell phone he borrowed from the girl sitting behind me. Thankfully, it was only 3 stops to my station, so I didn’t have to deal with dude for long.

Going home should be interesting…not sure how we’re going to get 2 seats next to each other. I wonder if punching someone in the face and telling them to move their ass is frowned upon? Probably…guess I’ll just stick with random flatulence to see if I can gas them out.

You’re Doing It Wrong

Conversation via Facebook IM today after I made the following comment about a new Facebook Question titled “What is the most craveable style of pizza?”:

Comment: “You know that “craveable” is not a word……right?”

Then Brittany immediately notifies me…to SAVE ME!!! haha

Brittany:

– hey beau.
– will you please delte that response.
– my facebook team is going to report you so that they can delete you.
– and I dont want that to happen to you

Beau:

– HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
– because I pointed out that “craveable” isn’t a word?

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Participation Drought

Chuck pointed out something to me today after he had messaged me on Twitter saying “you sure are tweeting a lot today…not typical of you since new jobby”.

True story.

I went on to explain to him that the new books I’ve been reading, UnMarketing & The Thank You Economy, have been essentially lighting a fire under my ass about how I personally use social media and how I need to change it for the better of myself and the community I’m surrounding myself with. I guess I’ve been more of a fire hose lately, instead of engaging with the community, and I want to change that.

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