We also had some fun at Bulbstorm earlier in the day – props to Michael, Dustin, and Casey for their interesting costumes!

1. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS SMALL AND YOU NEED TO DIVERT ATTENTION TO OTHER THINGS

2. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOUR WIFE WON’T TOUCH YOU ANYMORE

3. iPod Touch – NAPOLEON DYNAMITE HAD ONE….YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

4. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE BARNEY STINSON APP AND YOU TOO CAN BECOME AWESOME’R…

5. iPod Touch – YOU CAN TOUCH IT ALL YOU WANT……..CREEPER…

6. iPod Touch – UNLIKE YOUR CRAZY KNEE TOUCHING UNCLE, IT WILL COMFORT YOU AT NIGHT WITHOUT VIOLATING YOU

7. iPod Touch – BECAUSE STEVE SAYS SO!

8. iPod Touch – BECAUSE IT’S A HELL OF A LOT COOLER THAN CARRYING A TRAPPER KEEPER AT 30 YEARS OLD…

9. iPod Touch – THERE’S EVEN A VIBRATOR APP!

10. iPod Touch – BECAUSE SEXY TIME IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH FACETIME…

I think any of those could work for a catch sales headline…don’t you? hahahaha

Jerks! :-P

I still rank 1st page on Google though…too bad my jeans aren’t bedazzled anymore.

Comment: “You know that “craveable” is not a word……right?”

Then Brittany immediately notifies me…to SAVE ME!!! haha

Brittany:

- hey beau.
- will you please delte that response.
- my facebook team is going to report you so that they can delete you.
- and I dont want that to happen to you

Beau:

- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- because I pointed out that “craveable” isn’t a word?

Brittany:

- its a business website and responses like that are inapropriate
- please delete it so that they dont trigger you as an issue

Beau:

- A business didn’t ask me to answer a question – you did.
- I’m really not concerned.

Brittany:

- ok.

Beau:

- Your “facebook team” can block me from their “business website” – or rather, the fan page on Facebook…

Brittany:

- thats not how these questionaires work…
- and I would rather they didnt.
- hey I came to you as a friend
- i didnt expect a response like this beck

Beau:

- LOL – I didn’t break any laws…I put a comment…in a comment box…
- Seriously…I’m not “concerned”…I didn’t break any rules…if your “facebook team” was so concerned about that, maybe they should choose a word that’s in the dictionary or put quotes around it to signify that it’s not necessarily a word…
- placing comments on posts/images/etc are perfectly acceptable…if there is someone that you don’t want posting on your site, you have the ability to remove them from your friends list and/or fan page…
- sounds like your “facebook team” is run by 10 year olds that don’t know what they are doing…

Brittany:

- ok bye beau

FYI – if you don’t want to sound stupid in public…um…don’t sound stupid? Facebook is very public – and if you want control over comment moderation, switch to a medium other then Facebook…I suggest a blog. Hell, I think you can moderate comments on Facebook questions, but I’m not totally sure.

And no…I’m not a sexist…I think this is hilarious…because I’ve actually gotten in to a few arguments with a couple of Feminists in my time…and it all makes sense now!

B: U should come up here for lunch everyday, and by every day, I mean u should just come work back over here. I’m sure we can open up a spot for an assistant for me. You can just hang out and pick up chicks for me all day. Deal? Great. You start today.

C: sounds like an awesome deal…how much does it pay and can I drink on the job?

B: $100k/yr and duh…

C: Omg..I’m in. Wait does it have dental?

B: Ooohhh…no…it doesn’t, but we do have pet parakeet insurance and free hair extensions on Thursday afternoons.

C: Hell yes! What about nails…I want ones just like “that one chick”

B: There is an extra cost for that, but word on the street is that if you talk in your best ghetto girl voice and are generally accepted as a “ho fo sho”, you can usually get them did for free.

C: or your best white trash/wannabe porn star voice works too..lol

B: Boom shakalaka!

C: Boom

B: See…you could totally be my assistant…we’d get to make fun of people all day long. Not laughing with them. No. LAUGHING AT THEM. Someone has to do it…right?

C: Yes and why shouldn’t we…it spreads cheer ;) with a little sarcasm and misery sprinkled in

B: Exactly…we are like Santa’s elves…except we aren’t short and scary looking and wear weird pointed shoes with bells on them – well, at least not before 11pm…

C: Lol…bells…screw the bells…people should feel our presence not hear it

B: I think there are laws against them feeling our presents…oh wait…you said presence…here I thought I was about to get lucky with some randoms. Crap.

C: Lol… Seriously though…that would be an awesome job

B: I know…right? I kinda want that job now.

C: it would be awesome

B: We should just go be assistants for some D-List celebrities like the cast from Jersey Shore or something. We could totally party it up then. And have killer tan’s!

C: Lol That would the height of awesomeness!!

B: I’m sitting here calculating my new budget/costs for the new place. I’m gonna be RICH! NOT. At least I will have quite a bit more leftover each month though. Gotta start investing it, or spending it on hookers/blow. What do you think?

C: Hookers for sure… Or you could start collecting something…hmmnn. Thinking random Jersey Shore mementos?

B: I could buy a bunch of grenade whistles and sell them out in front of the bars we go to on the weekends? You know, because we have to keep the troops informed before they try to storm the bars…

C: True….or you could sell little figurines of yourself filled with cheap tequila.

B: Yeah, but I don’t wanna be known as the cheap tequila guy…I’m trying to keep my street cred up.

C: Flavor it with Cherry or even better cake batter…people will die for some Cake batter tequila.

B: Fucking BRILLIANT! We can totally hook teenagers on it too and double drain their parents. BOOM!

C: Awesome..I say we just buy a bunch of cake batter ice cream, melt it and add tequila. We can even skimp on the tequila and add some caffeine…damn instant energy drink..with your face on it!

B: Chicks will totally dig that. I’ve got a nice face. Slightly crooked nose, but generally a nice face. My mom is going to be so proud.

C: Lmao….you’re funny duder

B: What is cooler than “awesome”? We are.

As a web developer, I have many things that I factor in when developing a new site, or adding on to an existing site, and you know, people could really save some cash if I didn’t have to spend extra time making Internet Explorer play nice like the other browsers do with no “extra” help.

Let’s say that some normal markup would take about 10 hours…well I’ll quote it out as 13+ just because of that extra bit I’m going to have to spend on making Internet Explorer display the same way that the other browsers do just because they conform to standards.

So do yourself a favor…if you want to save some development costs, spread the word, Internet Explorer is the devil as far as XHTML/CSS is concerned – it just HAS to be different and it is costing YOU more money.

I think Microsoft did it that way, because you know you didn’t pay for that Office software you are using…so they are just stickin’ it to ya in another way! hahahaha

Download Firefox or Download Safari – and save your soul!!!

The “Sweet on Geeks” charity auction event is happening on March 14th, 2009 at Changing Hands Bookstore in Tempe, AZ at 8pm.  I think I’m gonna take the most in auction dollars…I decided…

I wasn’t a fan at first, but its slowly been growing on me due to its vast features that allow you to create groups, and setup various searches so I’m not going back and forth in a Search.Twitter.com window all day long!

New Features

Language Translation: Sweet…now I can understand what all those 13 year old asian kids are talking about!

StockTwits Integration: I’m not totally in to stocks yet (although I probably should be since I’m still ‘relatively young’ – like that in quotes hahaha), and I do believe this site was made by local phoenix all star Howard Lindzon.  I like integration with other apps…A+.

Hash Tag Support: I love me some hash tags – no seriously #I #love #me #some #hash #tags…and I love when I am #thefirstonetocreateahashtag – I’m an attention whore…sue me. :-)

User Search: Uh…I’m lost…can’t we just do that with a “global search”?  That’s what I do…so I can stalk @chuckreynolds and @miley__cyrus – ok, maybe not Miley Cyrus, cause that’d get me on “Dateline: To Catch a Predator” faster then Miller drops the soap in county lock-up, but definitely Chuck – that bastard never tells me when the cool shit is going down.  Wait…maybe that’s a sign……… :-/

Ok…well…here you go…read about the new Tweetdeck improvements in depth…and get a new version now!  W00T!

I don’t care who you are…that’s some hawt stuff right there!  Maybe Paris Hilton will start taking me a little more serious now! HAHAHA