Chief Technology Officer & Photographer | Irvine, CA

Did you get PokeBombed? I don’t care. Go do something better.

I was literally sitting in the…um…my second office…and I came up with a brilliant new word/phrase:

PokeBomb/PokeBombed/PokeBombing

Definition: the act of jumping in to the line of sight of an unsuspecting Pokemon Go player in order to interrupt their capture and hopefully lure them in to something more productive…like maybe a Taco Bell hat and apron. Those tacos aren’t going to make themselves!

Example: I saw this dumb ass walking around with his cell phone out front of him, so I PokeBombed him with a few of my latest hip-thrust dance moves. My Mom approved the PokeBombing.

We seriously don’t need anymore people walking around staring in to their cell phones instead of paying attention to their surroundings. Please stop.

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National Championship? Roll Tide.

He will always be remembered…roll tide.

Just saw this commercial on ESPN tonight. Love it. Roll Tide ROLL.

Cam Newton better watch out.

This is a great video from the NFL Play60 campaign. Kid heckles Cam Newton right to his face…saying that he’s going to replace him and become Cam Newton Mom’s favorite player.

I don’t care who you are, this is hilarious. “Make you the backup, and become your Mom’s favorite player?” hahaha

Halloween 2011

I’m usually not a big fan of Halloween – I just haven’t really gotten in to it over the years, however, a last minute run for face paint for Dom prompted a purchase of my costume this year, and I had some fun with it. There was a Jason mask and machete for $9.99 so I picked it up. It was pretty funny hiding in the darkness and jumping out to scare the absolute shit out of kids, however, there were some kids that were absolutely not phased at all – one kid even laughed! Little bastards…I’ll have something better planned out for next year!!

We also had some fun at Bulbstorm earlier in the day – props to Michael, Dustin, and Casey for their interesting costumes!

Top 10 iPod Touch Sales Headlines

Steph needed some catchy headlines for her post on Craigslist for an old iPod Touch she was getting rid of…so I came up with a few:

1. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS SMALL AND YOU NEED TO DIVERT ATTENTION TO OTHER THINGS

2. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOUR WIFE WON’T TOUCH YOU ANYMORE

3. iPod Touch – NAPOLEON DYNAMITE HAD ONE….YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

4. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE BARNEY STINSON APP AND YOU TOO CAN BECOME AWESOME’R…

5. iPod Touch – YOU CAN TOUCH IT ALL YOU WANT……..CREEPER…

6. iPod Touch – UNLIKE YOUR CRAZY KNEE TOUCHING UNCLE, IT WILL COMFORT YOU AT NIGHT WITHOUT VIOLATING YOU

7. iPod Touch – BECAUSE STEVE SAYS SO!

8. iPod Touch – BECAUSE IT’S A HELL OF A LOT COOLER THAN CARRYING A TRAPPER KEEPER AT 30 YEARS OLD…

9. iPod Touch – THERE’S EVEN A VIBRATOR APP!

10. iPod Touch – BECAUSE SEXY TIME IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH FACETIME…

I think any of those could work for a catch sales headline…don’t you? hahahaha