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Sometimes, my dreams are a bit intense…

My dream(s) last night were pretty intense.

First off…I killed Jason! You know…the mass murderer from Friday the 13th…yeah…I killed him…with a hatchet. Then all his remains flowed down a pipe…except his leg bone – I kept that. I figured that if I kept it, he couldn’t come back to life like he ALWAYS does – a leg bone is kinda important.

Then…I realize I’m pulling some serious Inception style dreaming – because I wake up, in my dream, from a dream. Then I was all worried about being arrested for killing Jason, but I thought, who wants to arrest the guy that killed a mass murderer…I should get a gold star or something! I even went back and checked the bag that had his leg bone in it – and it was gone, so I figured I was in the clear and it was just a dream.

A little later in to the dream, I’m at Circle K over by my parents house – I am pulling out, and I see this old black man struggling to move these 8 tires (old school Model-T tires). I asked if he’d like some help, pulled over, and started helping him move them. Then, I’m moving them in to what looks like the backyard of my parents house, but the dude’s family is there, and I realize that is Jason’s family, and I start freaking out because…duh…I just killed Jason.

While all this Jason stuff is going on, I keep thinking to myself that I really have to stop watching so many scary movies, because this CAN’T be real and I’m just freaking myself out.

So then it flips to my house – and apparently I’ve got a REALLY NICE house. Like – I’ve got multiple wings to my house, and it’s connected via sky bridge – like the one at Denver International Airport. Then I notice I’m having a party, and a bunch of people are out by my outdoor kitchen area thing – I head over. All of a sudden, Conrey shows up with Dunkin Donuts – little mini donuts like the ones you get in the 6-packs from Circle K, but aren’t Dunkin. They are carmel covered. I’ve never seen that, but apparently I really liked them, and ate a shit ton.

Then I saw some hotties…Amy & Bethany.

I woke up…late for work. I guess I woke up so I wouldn’t have my mind blown any further. hahaha All of this dreaming couldn’t of been possible without my awesome little nicotine patches. Oh…did I mention I quit smoking again. Day #5. I realized yesterday that I quit smoking last year on the same day (Mon after Thanksgiving)…I started again on Christmas Eve smoking those horrible Swisher Sweets.

Bitchin’.

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