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Top 10 iPod Touch Sales Headlines

Steph needed some catchy headlines for her post on Craigslist for an old iPod Touch she was getting rid of…so I came up with a few:

1. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS SMALL AND YOU NEED TO DIVERT ATTENTION TO OTHER THINGS

2. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOUR WIFE WON’T TOUCH YOU ANYMORE

3. iPod Touch – NAPOLEON DYNAMITE HAD ONE….YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

4. iPod Touch – BECAUSE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE BARNEY STINSON APP AND YOU TOO CAN BECOME AWESOME’R…

5. iPod Touch – YOU CAN TOUCH IT ALL YOU WANT……..CREEPER…

6. iPod Touch – UNLIKE YOUR CRAZY KNEE TOUCHING UNCLE, IT WILL COMFORT YOU AT NIGHT WITHOUT VIOLATING YOU

7. iPod Touch – BECAUSE STEVE SAYS SO!

8. iPod Touch – BECAUSE IT’S A HELL OF A LOT COOLER THAN CARRYING A TRAPPER KEEPER AT 30 YEARS OLD…

9. iPod Touch – THERE’S EVEN A VIBRATOR APP!

10. iPod Touch – BECAUSE SEXY TIME IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH FACETIME…

I think any of those could work for a catch sales headline…don’t you? hahahaha

Comments

  1. Stephanie Birkeland says:

    HAHA…Its funny everytime I read it!!!

  2. So we’ll see a audit of theĀ conversionĀ rates for each right? Would actually be interesting :)

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